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Think About It......................

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.


Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.


Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?


Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.


Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.


An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.


There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.


People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
 


It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
 


I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.


Anything free is worth what you pay for it.


Indecision is the key to flexibility.


It hurts to be on the cutting edge.


I don't get even, I get odder.


My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.


I am having an out of money experience.


I plan on living forever. So far, so good.


You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.


It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.


The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.


Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.


Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.