The Lighter Side


Blimey!! | Stress Diet | Love, Lust, or Marriage? | Life Gets Tedious, Don't it? | The Class Reunion | Slogans for Women | Senior Lament | Waxing Poetic on Ageing | Abbot and Costello Now | The Stance | Texas Vocabulary | Will Rogers On Growing Older | Favorite Things | Viagraisms | The Unwritten MAN CODE | Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom | Andy Rooney on.......................... | If Men Had A Vagina............... | Why Women Are In A Public Restroom............. | My Pills | Carlin Speaks.............. | Creative Writing Class | Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed | Grandpa Knows Best | Man O Man | Stan Says.............. | Senior World | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Go, MOM! | Mom's Special Dictionary | A Bad Day??? | Computerized Dr. Seuss | Rover's Diary | What Would You Do If you Had A Penis? | Thoughts On Ageing | Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman | What's a BITCH? | My Men | Andy Rooney on Women Over 40 | A True Friend | Men | Growing Older | WHAT Kind of Sex? | T-Shirts for Fab Fifties | I've learned........................ | The First Mammogram | I'm MATURE! | Orgasms | Success | My Mother's Penis | Male or Female? | The Stranger In My House | Signs That You Are Growing Old | Ruminations | Mom and Dad | If Men Ruled The World | Bumper Stickers JUST For Women | A Woman's Life | Modern Proverbs | The Secret Of A Happy Marriage | The OTHER Differences Between Men and Women | Love Poems | You Know It's A Bad Day When...................... | When I'm An Old Lady | Thirty Years | 20 Things That You Would LOVE To Say At Work | The ABCs of Aging | Sexualisms | Southern Etiquette | How To Tell | A LOVE Poem | The Bare Necessities | Some Little Rules For Living | In 50 Years of Living | Aging | I'm FINE! | Remember? | A Little Advice | A Prayer For Those Getting Older | Female Progression
A Little Advice



The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.




Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.




If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.




Don't eat the yellow snow.




Never buy a car you can't push. 




Be nice to nerds and geeks in school... you'll probably be working for them in the future!