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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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The early bird still has to eat worms.

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The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference .

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

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My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.