The Lighter Side
If Men Ruled The World


A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Favorite Things
The Unwritten MAN CODE
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed
Grandpa Knows Best
Man O Man
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Mom's Special Dictionary
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Thoughts On Ageing
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
What's a BITCH?
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
If Men Ruled The World
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
A Woman's Life
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
Southern Etiquette
A Prayer For Those Getting Older


         If Men Ruled The World


Breaking up would be a lot easier. 
A smack to the ass and a 
"Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" 
would pretty much do it. 

Birth control would come in ale or lager. 

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 
29th so it would only occur in leap years. 

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to 
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden 
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view 
event in world history. 

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" 
would be 
"Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle". 

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 

People would never talk about how fresh they felt. 

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. 

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, 
as long as you returned it the following day with 
a full tank of gas. 


When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you 
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the 
corner of the screen during a time-out. 

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed 
as an acceptable response to "I love you". 

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. 

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", 
would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. 

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches 
for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. 

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.