The Lighter Side
Love Poems


Now You Know
Random Thoughts
A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Rereleased Golden Oldies
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Grandpa Knows Best
Stan Says..............
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
The ABCs of Aging

Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but
I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!


When I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way.



My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell".


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.