The Lighter Side


Blimey!! | Stress Diet | Love, Lust, or Marriage? | Life Gets Tedious, Don't it? | The Class Reunion | Slogans for Women | Senior Lament | Waxing Poetic on Ageing | Abbot and Costello Now | The Stance | Texas Vocabulary | Will Rogers On Growing Older | Favorite Things | Viagraisms | The Unwritten MAN CODE | Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom | Andy Rooney on.......................... | If Men Had A Vagina............... | Why Women Are In A Public Restroom............. | My Pills | Carlin Speaks.............. | Creative Writing Class | Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed | Grandpa Knows Best | Man O Man | Stan Says.............. | Senior World | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Go, MOM! | Mom's Special Dictionary | A Bad Day??? | Computerized Dr. Seuss | Rover's Diary | What Would You Do If you Had A Penis? | Thoughts On Ageing | Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman | What's a BITCH? | My Men | Andy Rooney on Women Over 40 | A True Friend | Men | Growing Older | WHAT Kind of Sex? | T-Shirts for Fab Fifties | I've learned........................ | The First Mammogram | I'm MATURE! | Orgasms | Success | My Mother's Penis | Male or Female? | The Stranger In My House | Signs That You Are Growing Old | Ruminations | Mom and Dad | If Men Ruled The World | Bumper Stickers JUST For Women | A Woman's Life | Modern Proverbs | The Secret Of A Happy Marriage | The OTHER Differences Between Men and Women | Love Poems | You Know It's A Bad Day When...................... | When I'm An Old Lady | Thirty Years | 20 Things That You Would LOVE To Say At Work | The ABCs of Aging | Sexualisms | Southern Etiquette | How To Tell | A LOVE Poem | The Bare Necessities | Some Little Rules For Living | In 50 Years of Living | Aging | I'm FINE! | Remember? | A Little Advice | A Prayer For Those Getting Older | Female Progression


Men have been studying women for thousands of years and after all that time here is the list of the ten things they have figured out:










10. Women have boobs.




Darn Right Im good in bed -----------

 I can sleep for days.



I hit two good balls today .

 I stepped on a rake.



I wish the buck stopped here .

 I could use a few.



I have the body of a god

 Unfortunately it is Buddha.




My wife gives me sound advice ..

  Its 99% sound and its advice.





Youve been a bad girl.

 Go to MY room.





Here I am! ..

 What are your other two wishes?





Im as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

  And you cant  get much more confused than that.




"It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise." 


"It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean." 


"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench." 


"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."




The Golden Years Have Come At Last


I cannot see.  I cannot pee.

I cannot chew. I cannot screw.

My memory shrinks. My hearing stinks.

No sense of smell.  I look like hell.

My bodys drooping. Got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.