Men have been studying women for thousands of years and after all that time here is the list of the ten things they have figured out:

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10. Women have boobs.

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Darn Right Im good in bed -----------

I hit two good balls today .

 I stepped on a rake.

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I wish the buck stopped here .

 I could use a few.

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I have the body of a god

 Unfortunately it is Buddha.

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My wife gives me sound advice ..

  Its 99% sound and its advice.

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Youve been a bad girl.

 Go to MY room.

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Here I am! ..

 What are your other two wishes?

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Im as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

  And you cant  get much more confused than that.

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"It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise."