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20 Things That You Would LOVE To Say At Work


1. I can see your point, but I still think youre full of it.


2. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.



3. How about never?  Is never good for you?



4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.



5. I'm really easy to get along with once you see it my way.



6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.



7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.



8. It sounds like English but I can't understand a word you're saying.



9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.



10. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.



11. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.



12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.



13. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.



14. The isn't an office. This is hell with fluorescent lighting.



15. I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.



16. If I throw a stick, will you leave?



17. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.



18. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.



19. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.



      20. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done