The Lighter Side
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage


A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Grandpa Knows Best
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
A Prayer For Those Getting Older

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:



Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in
Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.



I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.



I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.



We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.



She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.



Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.



I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.



I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.



The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!"



In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.



Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.