The Lighter Side
Signs That You Are Growing Old


A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
My Cyber Lover
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Favorite Things
The Unwritten MAN CODE
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed
Grandpa Knows Best
Man O Man
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Mom's Special Dictionary
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Thoughts On Ageing
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
What's a BITCH?
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Signs That You Are Growing Old
Mom and Dad
If Men Ruled The World
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
A Woman's Life
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
The OTHER Differences Between Men and Women
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
Southern Etiquette
How To Tell
A Prayer For Those Getting Older

You can live without chocolate, but not without your glasses.

You stop trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.


You buy a compass for the dash of your car.


You are proud of your lawn mower.


Your best friend is dating someone half their age,
and isn't breaking any laws.


You sing along to elevator music.


You would rather go to work than stay home sick.


You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.


You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


You go to bed at 8:00pm.


You send money to PBS.


You take a metal detector to the beach.


Your wear black socks with sandals.


Your ears are hairier than your head.


You get into a heated debate over pension plans.


You get cable for the weather channel.


Your back goes out more than you do.