The Lighter Side
A True Friend


A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Grandpa Knows Best
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
A Prayer For Those Getting Older

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself!
Friend, When you are sad, ...I will help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you - like... dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you've got.
When you fall, ..I will try to keep from laughing.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? Because you're my friend.