The Lighter Side
The Bare Necessities


From A Kentucky Woman
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
My Cyber Lover
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Favorite Things
The Unwritten MAN CODE
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed
Grandpa Knows Best
Man O Man
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Mom's Special Dictionary
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Thoughts On Ageing
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
What's a BITCH?
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
Growing Older
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Signs That You Are Growing Old
Mom and Dad
If Men Ruled The World
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
A Woman's Life
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
The OTHER Differences Between Men and Women
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
Southern Etiquette
How To Tell
The Bare Necessities
A Prayer For Those Getting Older

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... old love  she can imagine 
 going back to........ 
 and one who reminds  her how far she has come. 
 ...enough money within her  control to move out and 
 rent a place of her own  even if she never wants 
 to or needs to. 
 ...something perfect to wear if  the employer or date of 
her dreams wants to see her in an hour. 
 ...a youth she's content  to leave behind... 
 ...a past juicy enough that  she's looking forward to 
 retelling it in her old age. 
 ...a set of screwdrivers, a  cordless drill, and a black 
 lace bra. friend who always makes  her laugh... and one 
who lets  her cry. 
 ...a good piece of furniture  not previously owned 
by anyone  else in her family. 
 ...eight matching plates, wine  glasses with stems, 
and a recipe for a meal that will make her  guests 
feel honored. 
 ..a feeling of control over  her destiny. 
 EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... to fall in love without  losing herself. to quit a job,  break up with a lover, 
 and confront a friend  without ruining the friendship. 
 ...when to try harder... and  when to walk away. 
 ...that she can't change the  length of her calves, 
the width  of her hips, or the nature of her  parents. 
 ...that her childhood may not  have been perfect...but its 
 ...what she would and wouldn't do for love or more. to live alone... even if  she doesn't like it. 
 ...whom she can trust,  whom she can't, 
 and why she shouldn't take it personally. 
 ...where to go...  be it to her best friend's 
kitchen table  or a charming inn in the woods 
 when her soul needs soothing. 
 ...what she can and can't accomplish in a day... 

 a month..........and a year..........or NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!