The Lighter Side
Man O Man


A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Favorite Things
The Unwritten MAN CODE
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed
Grandpa Knows Best
Man O Man
Stan Says..............
Senior World
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Mom's Special Dictionary
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Thoughts On Ageing
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
What's a BITCH?
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
A True Friend
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
If Men Ruled The World
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
A Woman's Life
The Secret Of A Happy Marriage
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
Thirty Years
The ABCs of Aging
Southern Etiquette
A Prayer For Those Getting Older

I was standing on a corner
When I saw a man pass by
He looked so fine and handsome
In a dashing suit and tie...

Oh my!  And I sighed.....


I was walking down a busy street
When I passed a building site
So many men! So big and strong!
Building things that were just right...

Oh my!  And I sighed....


I was shopping in Home Depot
For some flowers and some seeds
When a handsome salesman asked me
Can I help you fill your needs?

Oh my!  And I sighed....


(and yes, Home Depot salesmen
really do look like this, but they
cover up with those orange aprons.)

Why is it that when men fall asleep
on the sofa and you change the channel
they suddenly wake up and scream..
"I was watching that!" when he was
actually snoring with his mouth wide open!

Why do men have to control the remote control?

When men take out the trash why do
they give the impression that they've
 just cleaned the whole house?

Isn't the part of a woman's work
that never gets done the stuff
she asked her husband to do?

Is it true that the reason men like
blonde jokes is because they
understand them?

Why is it that that sometimes the
best way to convince a man he's
wrong is to let him have his own way!

How many roads must a man go
down before he stops and asks for

        Have you noticed that whenever a
man refers to a game as silly
and childish it's because his
wife can beat him at it?

But yes indeedy, men are our
wonderful knights in shining armor!