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Some Little Rules For Living

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

 

 



2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

 



3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

 



4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 



5. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

 



6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.

 



7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?

 



8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

 



9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

 



10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

 



11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you.