The Lighter Side


Gender | Blimey!! | Have you ever wondered? | Stress Diet | Love, Lust, or Marriage? | Life Gets Tedious, Don't it? | The Class Reunion | Slogans for Women | MEN | IMPORTANT Things To Remember | Senior Lament | Waxing Poetic on Ageing | Abbot and Costello Now | The Stance | Texas Vocabulary | Will Rogers On Growing Older | Favorite Things | Viagraisms | The Unwritten MAN CODE | Think About It...................... | Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom | Andy Rooney on.......................... | The Right Side of the Grass | If Men Had A Vagina............... | Why Women Are In A Public Restroom............. | Think About It..................... | My Pills | Carlin Speaks.............. | Creative Writing Class | Marriage From HIS Side Of The Bed | Grandpa Knows Best | That's A Good Idea! | Man O Man | Stan Says.............. | Senior World | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Go, MOM! | Mom's Special Dictionary | Dear Mr. Milkman................. | A Bad Day??? | Computerized Dr. Seuss | Rover's Diary | What Would You Do If you Had A Penis? | Thoughts On Ageing | Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman | Just Wonderin" | What's a BITCH? | My Men | Andy Rooney on Women Over 40 | A True Friend | Men | Growing Older | WHAT Kind of Sex? | T-Shirts for Fab Fifties | I've learned........................ | The First Mammogram | I'm MATURE! | Orgasms | Success | My Mother's Penis | Male or Female? | The Stranger In My House | Signs That You Are Growing Old | Ruminations | Mom and Dad | If Men Ruled The World | Bumper Stickers JUST For Women | A Woman's Life | Modern Proverbs | The Secret Of A Happy Marriage | The OTHER Differences Between Men and Women | Love Poems | You Know It's A Bad Day When...................... | A French Gentleman | January | When I'm An Old Lady | Thirty Years | Don't Be A Chicken | 20 Things That You Would LOVE To Say At Work | The ABCs of Aging | Sexualisms | Silly Slivers | Southern Etiquette | How To Tell | A LOVE Poem | The Bare Necessities | Some Little Rules For Living | In 50 Years of Living | Aging | I'm FINE! | Remember? | A Little Advice | A Prayer For Those Getting Older | Female Progression
That's A Good Idea!

 Don't name a pig you plan to eat.

 Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

 Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

 Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

 A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

 Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

 Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

 Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

 Meanness don't happen overnight.

 To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their  houses.

 Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.

 Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.

 Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

 Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

 Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.

 Don't corner something meaner than you.

 You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

 Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.

 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

 Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

 You can't unsay a cruel thing.
 Every path has some puddles.

 When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
 The best sermons are lived, not preached.                          
 Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.