The Lighter Side
Random Thoughts


Now You Know
Random Thoughts
A Letter Home From A Marine.
The Retrosexual Man Code:
From A Kentucky Woman
Rereleased Golden Oldies
Conspiracy Theory
Finding My Sex Drive
The Side Effects of Viagra
My Mirror
Country Wisdom
Sexy at 60
Poor Dad
A Dieter's Prayer
Stress Diet
Life Gets Tedious, Don't it?
The Class Reunion
Senior Lament
Waxing Poetic on Ageing
Abbot and Costello Now
The Stance
Will Rogers On Growing Older
Men You Would Meet In A Man's Restroom
If Men Had A Vagina...............
My Pills
Carlin Speaks..............
Creative Writing Class
Grandpa Knows Best
Stan Says..............
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
A Bad Day???
Computerized Dr. Seuss
What Would You Do If you Had A Penis?
Buttons Worn on the Blouse of a Savvy Woman
My Men
Andy Rooney on Women Over 40
WHAT Kind of Sex?
T-Shirts for Fab Fifties
The First Mammogram
My Mother's Penis
The Stranger In My House
Mom and Dad
Bumper Stickers JUST For Women
Love Poems
You Know It's A Bad Day When......................
When I'm An Old Lady
The ABCs of Aging

A Woman's Random Thoughts



Skinny people annoy me. Especially when they say things like,
"You know, sometimes I forget to eat."
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.But I've never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

They say you shouldn't say nothing about the dead unless it's good.
He's dead. Good.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.
She had 14 kids, but she didn't give a crap.

They kept telling us, get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said,"Body, how'd you like to go to the 9 am class in vigorous toning?"
Clear as a bell my body said, "Do it bitch and you die."

Gay, straight... they all want blow jobs.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about Nothing (and then they marry him.)

The way I look at it, if the kids are still alive when my husband comes home from work,then I've done my job.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much,smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their clothes.